I remember the first time I looked it up I was a sophomore—Michael Wallace was sitting on my bed petting my cat Menalousche which I got from a poem by Yeats—the name I got from Yeats—I don't recall where I got the cat. We were both English majors. I didn't much like the way he was petting her—it was what I guess you could call heavy petting—insisting he could make her purr by scratching her in the place underneath her chin. But she wouldn't purr for him no matter how hard he scratched or petted—and he was scratching hard and petting heavy. "Hostovsky, you have a parsimonious cat," he said, and left the room. Just like that. And I knew— though I didn't know what parsimonious meant—I knew deeply, saw clearly, that not- withstanding his generous vocabulary, Michael Wallace would not succeed in love. Not ever. This I understood the way you understand a thing without any words. Then I reached for the dictionary, and Menalousche jumped up into my lap and without my touching her—my thumbs were in the thumb-indices—starting purring very loud.
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