Bunk With the Beasts
It was a truly stupid idea: bedding down on the lecture hall floor with 30 5th-graders revved up on sugar. Before "sleeping," we toured the zoo by night. A chance to see the animals off-guard, they said. But it was dark and the animals asleep. Except for the pacing mountain lions and the African red deer, who came to the fence, stalking me. They never do that! the guide said. And the seals. One of them was eating a duck. They never do that either, though the zebras are prone to attacking the keepers. By daylight, we toured again: two gorillas catatonic; a hippo too depressed to wallow; a bear beating its head against a wall. So you're saying all these animals are psychotic, one father remarked, triggering a lecture on the role of zoos in saving endangered species. And I thought of the boy in the bubble. What is salvation? Only the monkeys were happy, chattering in their communal cage. An eagle tried to fly, crumpled against chain link.